There's a bad Jackie Chan western movie in (on a big flat screen TV-not the one with Owen Wilson) "Hey, madame" guy appears to be dozing.
And I think my mom has the dirty diaper. Just the same, I'm singing with Stevie Wonder's "Isn't she Lovely?" On my phone while taking notes and generally multi-tasking. Why would I be different than with my kids? "Yep, totally present...Oh, wait...this giggling baby meme is adorable."
And as we have left that room and are sitting in the dining room, I really don't think the poo smell was her after all. And I'm going to get her to eat some veggies. At least my loved one can still eat solids. Some of them in here can't.
|I call this a warm light fixture. (Not pictured: Wild duck decor. SO MUCH duck decor.)|